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The "See You in the Pitch, Motherfu**ers!" Trucker Hat

$28.00
Otto Colors: Black
Hat sizes: One size
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30 days return policy.
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About the product

Remember when they laid you off and acted like they were doing you a favor? When they handed you that severance package and said something about "pursuing other opportunities"? When they made it sound like you'd never land on your feet without their resources, their client lists, their "infrastructure"?

Or maybe you've been indie for years, watching the holdcos act like they're the only ones who can win serious business. Like independence means you're not a real threat.

Well, guess who's showing up to the same pitch as the holding companies.

"See You in the Pitch, Motherfu**ers!"

This hat is for everyone who got laid off by a holdco and built something better. For the indies who've been thriving for years and are done being underestimated. For every agency owner who walks into that conference room and sees the Omnicom team across the table looking suddenly nervous. It's for every RFP response where you're listed right next to WPP. It's for the sweet, sweet satisfaction of knowing you're not just surviving – you're competing.

The holding companies thought losing you meant nothing. Another body gone, another replacement hired. They didn't think you'd come back as actual competition. And the established indies? The holdcos never took them seriously to begin with. Definitely didn't think any of you would show up to their pitches wearing a hat that says exactly what you're thinking.

But here you are.

This isn't just defiance – it's a promise. You're not hiding in the shadows doing small local work. You're in the arena. You're winning business. You're proving that independence doesn't mean irrelevance. It means you can move faster, think clearer, and pitch harder than the conglomerate that either dismissed you or never saw you coming.

Whether you got wrenched out of your job or you've been indie from day one, this hat speaks for you. It's for the moment when the holding company realizes they're not the only option in the room anymore. When the omnipresent corporate machine discovers that smaller, nimbler, and actually-gives-a-damn beats bureaucracy every single time.

Available in bold color combinations (blue/red, black/red) because subtlety was never really the point here. The white front panel puts your message front and center. The mesh back keeps you cool while you're absolutely destroying it in the pitch room. The snapback adjusts to fit heads that are no longer concerned with corporate politics or approval chains.

Wear it to industry events where you know the holdco folks will be. Wear it to the coffee shop before the big pitch. Wear it while you're preparing the deck that's going to beat theirs. Let every holding company executive in the room know: you're not just doing fine without them. You're coming for their clients.

Pairs perfectly with our "Update: The greatest thing that ever happened to me" tee and our "I'm doing just fine, John" hat for the complete independent agency power move collection.

The holding companies either let you go or never took you seriously. Either way, they're about to learn that was their mistake, not yours.

Front and center: your battle cry. On your head: your declaration of independence. In the pitch room: your proof that they underestimated you.

See you in the pitch. You know the rest.


Product features
- Adjustable plastic snap closure fits 20"–24" (one size most)
- 100% polyester foam front with 100% nylon mesh back for structure and breathability
- Vivid, professional print that resists fading
- Color-matched undervisor, sweatband, braid and closure for cohesive style
- Six-row stitched visor; creases relax naturally after unpackaging

Care instructions
- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.

Country of origin

Country of origin

Made in Myanmar

Age restrictions

Age restrictions

For adults

Adjustable strap closure

Adjustable strap closure

The cap features an adjustable plastic strap closure that adjusts from 20” to 24” for the perfect fit

Color-matched features

Color-matched features

The caps are dyed to match the fabric undervisor, sweatband, braid and the plastic closure

Vibrant colors

Vibrant colors

The caps are professionally printed with sharp and vivid designs that resist fading.

Seven color combinations

Seven color combinations

Choose between seven different multicolor options for your style preferences

Other compliance information

Other compliance information

Meets the lead and phthalates level requirements.

Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush..

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We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.

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